Correspondent: Riot Bunny
Miki Heiwa, a 3rd year high school student from Tokyo, has claimed she was unfairly denied this year's Nobel Peace Prize. 'It's a total injustice that I didn't win,' cried the visibly distraught 17-year-old. 'After all, I've been good to my grandmother, I've shown the peace sign hundreds of times at print club, and I didn't start a single war.'
Pressed to defend the Nobel Committee's decision, a spokesman said 'Of course, Miss Heiwa was a leading candidate. Unfortunately, she was seen last week at Disneyland kicking a queue-jumper in the groin.'
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