Town Struck By Christmas Bird Thefts

Following Saturday's theft of partridges and pear trees, last night saw the city hit by another set of unusual crimes.

Four calling birds similar to those stolen

Seven different aviaries and petting farms were targeted overnight, evidently for specific breeds of bird, though not all were actually taken.

Three French hens similar to those stolen

The total of birds stolen were: 22 turtle doves, 30 French hens, and 36 various calling birds.

Two turtle doves similar to those stolen

Prints found at one aviary match those at the poultry farm from which the partridges were stolen on Saturday, allowing police to connect the two cases. However, a source within the investigation told In Other News that they are still baffled as to any motive.