A war of
words has broken out between the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) and
music producer Avex over the government`s announcement that teen girl group
AKB48 are to join Japan`s first manned space mission. Each is accusing
the other of applying pressure in order to secure the girls` place on the
mission.
JAXA mission
chief Suppei Sumannnu is adamant that Avex is the guilty party. “Our first
choice was Shoichi Noguchi, after his experience with the Space Shuttle,”
explained Sumannu. “However, Avex are determined to raise the group`s profile
overseas so they treated the minister to private shows, back-handers and other
special gifts.”
For their
part, Avex categorically deny Sumannu`s claims. “JAXA are desparate to
generate interest among teenage boys, and to raise revenue by selling
merchandise,” said spokesman Jeoru Beito. “Our overwhelming concern was for the
girls` safety and wellbeing, so when this idea was first suggested we were
totally opposed, until we could negotiate a higher percentage of the
merchandising profits.”
Regardless
of the outcome of the dispute, the mission is scheduled for early next year,
and some details have already emerged. The AKB members` faces will be painted
on a pink rocket, which will be specially ribbed in order to support the large
capsule needed to accommodate all 48 girls. JAXA has admitted that due to a
limited supply of pink paint, the capsule is likely to be painted purple.
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