Leaks Expose Trump, Brexit As Japanese Plan

Recent dramatic events in Europe and the US, including the UK's vote to leave the European Union and the rise of Donald Trump, are the result of Japanese espionage, according to documents obtained by In Other News.

Leaked emails exchanged between senior figures in Japan's intelligence community make clear that their actions are part of a wider strategy intended to weaken western nations, both economically and politically.

Some Japanese emails being leaked yesterday

An agent codenamed Butaniku, identified as former UK Prime Minister David Cameron, wrote in one email "I have successfully divided both Europe and the UK, and Operative Godzilla" - a reference to new UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson - "is now in place to commence phase two."

Speaking of events in the USA, one email said, "Agent Orange Face has been more successful than we anticipated, and Agent Cute Oyaji deserves great credit for dividing the opposition." Predicting Trump's election as President, he continued, "We can look forward to reveling in the USA's global humiliation, as Japan rises to be a powerful number two in the world."